Some people have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall nots' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in the middle of Tennessee, they translated the 'King James' into 'Jackson County' language...no joke.
(posted on wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)
1. Just one God
2. Put nothin' before God
3. Watch yer mouth
4. Git yerself to Sunday meetin'
5. Honor yer Ma & Pa
6. No killin'
7. No foolin' around with another feller's gal
8. Don't take what ain't yers
9. No tellin' tales or gossipin'
10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddie's stuff
Now that's plain an simple - - - Y'all have a nice day!
From an email I received that was funny, yet carried a very clear message! I hope this gives you a laugh or two (or at least a smile!) for Spiritual Sunday! A very big thank you to Charlotte and Ginger for hosting Spiritual Sundays.
15 comments:
Hi sister Daisy. Thanks for the "welcome" and nice to meet you. Your post is funny. I needed it as I am just tired today after night's work last night. Happy Sunday and God bless you.
Hi Jean,
This is so cute! I had shared this at Bible Study one night and it gave everyone a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing it with us and have a wonderful Sunday.
Blessings,
Sandi
This is great. Aint no way ya cant no what this means. LOL
Charlotte
Works for me!
This is funny stuff. The great truth of it all is that we need to make sure everybody understands what is being said. However, I guess most of us don't have a problem with understanding the commandments. We just have a problem in following them.
This made me smile and thats good because I was just wiping my tears for another post! WOW Spiritual Sundays are full of emotions.
Have a wonderful weekend,
Ginger
I love it! Thanks for sharing. Happy Spiritual Sunday.
Hi, Daisy... I can always use a smile. Thanks!
I am always amazed at how pratical God's Word is, particularly the Ten Commandments. The Bible and those Commandments is the most pratical treatise on earth, and if we follow it, our lives are so much better.
XO,
Sheila :-)
How cute! That certainly breaks it down, doesn't it? :O)
LOVED IT! Sometimes it helps reading it in "today's language!"
LOL.
Imagine if the whole bible were like that?????
Not sure how I ended up over here, but I got a kick out of this one. Thanks for sharing!
Funny, funny, funny...can't git plainer than that....
I enjoyed this!
Those are really good - just need to add - "or another gal's feller"!
Pleased to back home and back visiting my friends!
Funny! I'm going to share it with my friends!
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